Random Drums/Soundfonts/Software/Refills

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 04:42 AM

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 04:46 AM

Sounds for Professional and Personal Needs. This CD-ROM is aimed at those who want to use sound effects for presentations, on Web sites, desktops, or just for fun. Divided into nine categories--explosions, machines, household, animals, nature, cartoons, people, windows, pot luck--the sound effects are also searchable by keyword.

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d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 04:46 AM

Hollywood Edge Sound Designers Tool Kit Vol 1 To Vol 3 | 294 MB

This five disc set of production elements includes three discs of various stingers, rumbles, booms, whooshes and hits, plus two additional discs of musical effects, hits, accents and music beds. If you are looking for a specific stinger to use, you'll find it in this collection!
The musical effects include various categories, from feel to instrumentation. Musical beds and stingers range from a more corporate feel to a relaxed, tranquil feel. Drums, brass, guitars and keyboards can also be found on this royalty free, top-of-the-line collection.

294 Mb RAR
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http://depositfiles.com/files/351628

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http://rapidshare.de/files/26086837/2546.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/26105440/2546.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/26105492/2546.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/26105536/2546.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/26101068/2546.part7.rar

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d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 04:53 AM

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 04:54 AM

you might want to pay for that rapid share account for a few days

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 05:11 AM

I ain't done yet,

Here you will find a HUGE collection of Reason Refills, ~2.5gb worth, as well as a few Reason 3 Resources

***NOTE:***
None of the RAR files have passwords on them.
Reason Recycle 2.1
Size: 8813598
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Reasons Reload
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Reasons Refill Packer
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Reasons Refill Viewer
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Reason Ignite!
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Reason 3 Ignite! is the perfect companion if you're just starting out with this powerful software. Topics are easy to find

with the detailed table of contents and the complete, well-organized index. Reason 3 Ignite! is presented in an easy-to-understand

manner with step-by-step instructions and many screenshots. It fills the need for information the manual does not provide. To add

more value and provide you with tools to enhance learning, the companion Web site offers downloadable source files used in the book.

The author's in-depth knowledge of this application coupled with the strong and updated look of the Ignite! series, leaves this book

standing as an excellent source to get you up and running quickly on Reason.

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Reason Overdrive!
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Reason 3 Overdrive! will take your knowledge of Propellerheads Reason to new creative heights. Geared toward advanced users of

Reason, this book offers succinct chunks of guru-level advice - power techniques gleaned from author Christopher Lee Martin's

experience as a Reason power user. This new version 3 of Reason, Propellerheads flagship music application, is used to emulate audio

hardware such as samplers, analog synths, mixers, drum machines, effects and a real-time multi-track sequencer. The tips, presented

in bite-size chunks, bring you to the next level and enable you to hone your skills on various functions within the application.

Written to provide you with a resource that helps you along the way, this book gets you through a tip in a maximum of 2 pages. This

guide will stay on your shelf and serve as a useful reference for whenever you are working within Reason.

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http://rapidshare.com/files/21614022...Overdrive_.pdf

Reason Power!
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Reason 3 Power! Geared toward advanced users of Reason, this book offers succinct chunks of guru-level advice - power

techniques gleaned from the author's experience as a Reason power user. This new version 3 of Reason, Propellerhead's flagship music

application, is used to emulate audio hardware such as samplers, analog synths, mixers, drum machines, effects and a real-time

multi-track sequencer. The tips, presented in bite-size chunks, bring you to the next level and enable you to hone your skills on

various functions within the application. Written to provide you with a resource that helps you along the way, this book gets you

through a tip in a maximum of 2 pages. This guide will stay on your shelf and serve as a useful reference for whenever you are

working within Reason.

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1001 Malstrom Patches.rfl
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1001 Subtractor Patches.rfl
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Abstract Atmostphere.rfl
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Analog Night.rfl
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Analogue Rhythms.rfl
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Clafooti Rex Archives.rfl
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Drummer Boy.rfl
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E-Lab - Beats Breaks.rfl
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E-Lab - Electronic Dance.rfl
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Edit_Ed_4_TV_Harp.rfl
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Eso_One_Bugs.rfl
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Essential Tools for Reason.rfl
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Fear Machine.rfl
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Industrial Noise Collection 3.rfl
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Infinity Sub.part1.rar
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Infinity Sub.part2.rar
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Infinity Sub.part3.rar
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Instr-U-Mental.rfl
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Korg Triton Atomospheric.rfl
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Legendary Trance.part1.rar
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Legendary Trance.part2.rar
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Legendary Trance.part3.rar
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Legendary Trance.part4.rar
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Legendary Trance.part5.rar
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Legendary Trance.part6.rar
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Louki_Malstrom.rfl
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Matt's 8 Layer Suitcase Rhodes.rfl
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MicroKORG_Lead.rfl
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Microlab Pack 1.part1.rar
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Microlab Pack 1.part2.rar
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MonsterPoly.rfl
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MW Interferences.rfl
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Network System TV.rfl
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Organ & Harpsichord.rfl
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Patrick Fridhs D-50.part1.rar
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Patrick Fridhs D-50.part2.rar
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Patrick Fridhs D-50.part3.rarp
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Patrick Fridhs D-50.part4.rar
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PROWaves_Lite.rfl
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Purcustuf.rfl
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Quadrasynth Story.rfl
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QuickSilver Core.rfl
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Rex_Noize_Loops.rfl
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Roland XV-5080 Drum Kits.rfl
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Schwartzs Drums N Percussion.rfl
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Sonic Tastefill.rfl
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Spectralism.rfl
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Techno_Kits.rfl
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The Clubcharts II.rfl
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Trashcan - Throwaway.rfl
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Vintage RDK Combis.rfl
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XSynth.rfl
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XT Kit.rfl
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ENJOY!!

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 05:12 AM

Stylus RMX User Library - Smoov Grooves | 140 MB

From the rhythm section of "Prince and the New Power Generation", comes the sequel to the smash hit "Funky Ass Loops". SMOOV GROOVES contains all the loops you need to lay down everything from slow grooves to 70's funk (tempos range from 70 to 120 BPM), plus you get all the breakdowns (a full mix of each loop, then the drum part, bass, guitar, percussion, keys etc). SMOOV GROOVES is without doubt the finest collection of laidback and 70's funk grooves available anywhere for any price - this is the real deal from one of the top rhythm sections in the music business.

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d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 05:14 AM

Propellerhead Software presents RDK VINTAGE MONO - the Monaural Drums Download

Registered users of Reason Drum Kits 2 can now add a new color to their drum palette with RDK Vintage Mono, a vintage-style drum ReFill in glorious mono. Vintage Mono is a bonus add-on pack for Propellerhead Software's Reason Drum Kits 2 ReFill, and features a wide array of preset kits and producer patches.

The RDK Vintage Mono uses a single microphone to capture a full kit, effectively mimicking the sonic ideals and recording techniques of the 60's. The cost of these vintage dream drums? Nothing but the wear and tear your fingertips might be subject to as you log on to propellerheads.se and register your copy of Reason Drum Kits 2.

RDK Vintage Mono Contents

RDK Vintage Mono is made up of 55 mb of new samples and features the following patches

14 Preset Kits in four categories

- Pop
- Rock
- Vintage soul / Funk
- Misc

3 Producer kits
- Davy D's Loopmaker
- Eric Gadd Vintage Kit
- Jocke Skog Mono Metal

Download from RapidShare

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d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 05:16 AM

The Vintage Rock Brushes and Sticks contains one of the kits from the soon to be released Superior Vintage Add-on, the Ludwig Keystone Drum Set. The Ludwig Keystone Kit has been mixed by producer Peter Henderson and Mattias Eklund from Toontrack Music and with it weÃ‚Â´ve added the classic Ludwig Black Beauty and a Slingerland Radio King snares, a number of cool complimentary cymbals and topped it all up with customized midi for both sticks and brushes.

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d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 05:18 AM

And for Shits and Giggles: 101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TVand then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy asassination/ UFO/O.J. Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
and one more.......

HOODMADE · 12-31-2007, 08:18 AM

Goddamn Don! Good shit.

d.Wells · 12-31-2007, 08:47 AM

Second season

Track-Heads · 12-31-2007, 09:46 AM

If you are going to post stuff to share... please post it in its proper sections so it will be easier for people in the future to revert to the post...

I am editing the post title to reflect the various stuff you've posted this time but it should be broken down and posted in the proper Shareware sections already listed.

7thangel · 12-31-2007, 11:45 AM

i wouldn't touch that new steinberg shit, cubase 4/wavelab 6, it hasn't been cracked yet, and may never be.

Da Fifelement · 12-31-2007, 06:49 PM

"3"

thaproducerz · 01-01-2008, 02:07 AM

I personally have got enuff software, but the 101 ways to annoy someone...that shit had me fuckin dying man. Thanks for the laughs.

2008 is the year.

d.Wells · 01-05-2008, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by Track-Heads

If you are going to post stuff to share... please post it in its proper sections so it will be easier for people in the future to revert to the post...

I am editing the post title to reflect the various stuff you've posted this time but it should be broken down and posted in the proper Shareware sections already listed.

I don't think any one is reverting to this thread, maybe we should move it back to its original place?

TEF JONES · 01-16-2008, 01:23 PM

How good is that AAMS Auto Audio Mastering System 2.1.005? My mixes are okay but will that pretty much take them to the next level and give them that professional quality I'm searching for??

ChefBoyarBeatz · 03-12-2008, 06:48 PM

WOW

tc306710 · 03-13-2008, 11:29 AM

63

plh71603 · 03-13-2008, 05:52 PM

thanks a lot dawg!!!!!...........I don't how I missed this thread

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