what the hell loll
Yo hoodmade, you gon have to listen to some Jeezy. STOP HATING ON STREET-NON-SENSE-LYRICS-THAT-DOESNT-RHYME-A-FEW-TIME-BUT-WITH-A-HELL-OF-A-SWAG !!!
PS: oh damn, I just saw a truck carrying a Tank on the highway!
what the hell loll
Yo hoodmade, you gon have to listen to some Jeezy. STOP HATING ON STREET-NON-SENSE-LYRICS-THAT-DOESNT-RHYME-A-FEW-TIME-BUT-WITH-A-HELL-OF-A-SWAG !!!
PS: oh damn, I just saw a truck carrying a Tank on the highway!
LOL. I never smoked nothing in my life, never will. I don't know it's something that was on my mind. Cuz one day, I was looking at something that was ordered in alphabetical order. And I thought L was too far for the amount of time it was being used...I thought that was a funny though..whatever loll
But hey, check a comic I submitted to a site that had a guest week.But it didn't get picked. I call for bullshit to this, compare to the others that were picked lolll :
A lot of people in the fanart liked it, so I'm not just feeling myself on this one lol
The site is www.explosm.net. If you want some random comic humor, it's the place!!
yo, you're crazy for that...but why is the judge wearin pink bunny slippers? lol
I heard Canada got some ill herb up there. Although you may not smoke it, it appears that there is a high concentration of it in the atmosphere. Cause yall mufuckas up there is crazy!
Did anybody check out my man Robert Lord from Toronto (I think) at the conference? Maaaaaaaaann... we jokingly called this dude Retox, like Detox. Talk about dope ass tracks. No bullshit, he could pass his CD off as Dre beats and I dont think anybody would know the difference! I know that's a big ass statement, but dude got that West Coast shit down pat! He gotta be inhaling some 2nd hand Northern Lights or Silver Haze smoke up there.
DaRStar, I'm afraid your exposure is causing hallucinations.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
I got my drink and my two step, my drink and my two step
Got my drink and my two step, my drink and my two step
And it's on...it's on it's on and I'm home
Get the patron and tell em that it's on.....
I got my drink and my dutchy
I just beat a murder, people say that I'm lucky...
CHEA!
Nah Meeks...that joint is FIYAHHHH...tell all them Iraqui DJs to bump that shit.
I just got the "DJ Death To America" remix of that track...that's the one they bump over there.lol
Bitch Get on My Camel... Bitch Get On!!!!
My favorite is. "We Pray to The Westside" lol.. let me stop..
They gon mix it with Biggie "It was all a dream..."
Like DaaaaaaAAAAMN That's HOT.
OH LORD - YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMETHING - THIS IS
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Listen to this kid whine like a bitch!!!!lmao
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...katepark_Fight
convert from binary to decimal (1011 0101 0111)2
convert hexadecimal to binary (FAAD)16
what does this MIDI message (in binary) do? 1100 1000 0111 0001
When I was a lil kid... i thought... a serial killer was someone that killed you for cereal
The Chicken and the Horse
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
For all you New Yorkers!!!lol
Smart Italian
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian
produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees
to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this
Transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The Italian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
DAMN Everybody is sleepin on this board this morning
anyway
the Bucs game was off the chain! Club seats & many many beers... & you KNOW the stripclub post-game was the shit too - big up to all the lovely ladies at Mons Venus in Tampa - I keep falling in love with strippers - and something about waitresses too - to all my headz nearing 30 & above - go holla at 19-20 year olds!!!
people who thought yuwie was a scam is gonna eat their words.... lol
Soooooooooon
I saw an old man walking down the street in Newport News this morning that looked just like the guy in Jim Bond's avatar!
Hey, do you think gay people use "pause" in reverse? Like this
(2 gay people talking)
-Who's your favorite singers
-I fucks with Beyoncé, Alicia Keys.....Pause...Yes Homo
??
Why would any man allow their male heir to be called Kelly...or even Tracey, or Kim? What the fuck is that all about? They don't have enough balls to tell their wives, "OK, listen hun, I know its not a little girl but damn bitch, I still got more sperm!!! We'll shoot for a girl the next time. Let's not blame my boy by calling him Kelly!!"
Whore Hey.......Say that to Kelly Pavlek's face...lol....That fool is ICE COLD. I think Taylor will win, because he has a proven trainer, but Geez...knock out power? It's going down...
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